Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Light Switch (asmor) wrote,
Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Light Switch

I don't know why but I absolutely love the transcriptions Google Voice makes for my dad's messages. Here's one example:

Hey Ed, Dad just calling to say hello. Falls, Evan good pricing on the fireworks in, and you would like to lock in the car and then heading back to me after tomorrow afternoon if you wanna have lunch tomorrow. Give me a holler. So I'm going to me and I will talk to you later. Take care and the news on the John 5.

In Google's defense, my dad is really difficult for humans to understand on the phone, never mind automated natural language parsers...

In case you're curious, that was him calling, saying Hi, telling me that Paul was having a party for the fireworks and that Becca and I are welcome to come. The next bit's pretty close. Then it ends with him asking me if there's any news on the job front.

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